Pain in 3 languages..

Java

public class nerd
{
private boolean heart;
public skills habilities;
private skills junk;

private void live()
{
this -> skills++;
this -> junk++;
this -> heart = rand();
}
}

public static int main(String [] args)
{
Nerd doug = new nerd;
doug.live;
if(doug.live == TRUE)
System.out.println(“It hurts…”);
else
System.out.println(“Maybe its a stomachake”);

return(0);
}

C

#include
#include
#include "nerd.h" //same as java, but in a C header

int main()
{
nerd doug;
if(doug.heart)
printf(“Ah… f*cking heart);
else
printf(“I need a bath.”);

return 0;
}

Shell script

#!/bin/bash
nerd=$1
heart=$2

if [ nerd -eq "doug" ] && [ heart ]
then
echo `man woman`
else
halt
fi

I don’t know why, but a woman can cause a good pain..